Jade opts to go hunting around this point; they actually have plenty of food, but he knows this is BISON COUNTRY. He takes the gun and...promptly shoots himself a fucking bison. 800 pounds of meat right there, and he doesn't even need that much so he only brings back 100. Dist alternates between swooning and snarling that it's not really all that impressive JADE.
Then Jade shoots another bison and a squirrel. Now even Tarvek is fangirling it up a little. Dist learns him better by yanking his ponytail and shrieking. Jade puts them on meager rations while he hunts so their meat intake greatly exceeds their consumption; everyone complains until he brings him another bison. Then no one really says anything. :|
Jade proceeds to bring home at least one bison's worth of meat every day for a week. Never question him again. He is a murder machine and these people will learn to respect that.
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Then Jade shoots another bison and a squirrel. Now even Tarvek is fangirling it up a little. Dist learns him better by yanking his ponytail and shrieking. Jade puts them on meager rations while he hunts so their meat intake greatly exceeds their consumption; everyone complains until he brings him another bison. Then no one really says anything. :|
Jade proceeds to bring home at least one bison's worth of meat every day for a week. Never question him again. He is a murder machine and these people will learn to respect that.