Stolen Hardcore from Mayfield

[pain_split]

They have a meme going right now so I'm just going to leave this RIGHT HERE. Cause LAWL.

"Go here and play Oregon Trail online! Then leave a comment telling a running commentary on the crazy hijinks your wagon party has been up to, add your own little 'spin' to it, tell a story, etc if you want.

Obviously the sillier the wagon parties, the more fun it will become!

IF you don't want to play THAT version ,you can also play a more modern version where your characters are on a roadtrip! Here!"



OH I AM SO EXCITE.

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[in_dignation]

A lot of hunting is done, but thanks to being trapped in poor terrain, Jade has almost nothing to show for it. Then a fire strikes the wagon - Jade is fairly certain it's the gods trying to smite him personally - but all that's lost is two sets of clothing.

Dist and Tarvek sulk for days.

They make it to the Columbia River! Finances being what they are, Jade can't afford to take them along the toll road, so they float down the river.

...aaaaaand then the game reset. :| HOWEVER, they didn't crash, and presumably would have made it to Oregon at the end with no further loss of life or limb or clothing! Jade, however, probably went incurably insane.

[sivalesvendetta]

No, no, give me back the map, I think I know where we are--