Stolen Hardcore from Mayfield

[pain_split]

They have a meme going right now so I'm just going to leave this RIGHT HERE. Cause LAWL.

"Go here and play Oregon Trail online! Then leave a comment telling a running commentary on the crazy hijinks your wagon party has been up to, add your own little 'spin' to it, tell a story, etc if you want.

Obviously the sillier the wagon parties, the more fun it will become!

IF you don't want to play THAT version ,you can also play a more modern version where your characters are on a roadtrip! Here!"



OH I AM SO EXCITE.

Comments

[sheikahguide]

Aside from THE FLOWERSAUR GETTING MEASLES and a whole wagon tongue, absolutely nothing happens on this route.

Well, there's a river. Hired help for two sets of clothing? Hell, works for them. And across they go! Next stop - Fort Boise. Boise is such a weird name.

Now Dusk has measles. Flowersaur, forebringer of doom, stop it :|

...Leaf has measles AGAIN.

And one of the oxen has died. Way to go. Good thing we had a spare, huh?

Yeah, we're staying in Fort Boise for a week and a half because of the sickies. You know, we're already into October and still have mountains to traverse. It's getting cold! (Wish someone would tell Tucson that. Last day of September and it's 104 degrees.)

[sheikahguide]

We break a wagon axle. Miraculously, Sheik can fix it.

Blue Mountains! You know, there's Blue Mountains two hours west of Sydney.

And time to split! Well, health is actually good, so let's get going straight for the Dalles. Be KIND OF nice if they get to Oregon before the snow!

WE'RE NEARLY HERE, GUYS. And the weather is warm, which is really freaking weird for Oregon in November. Seriously? We're lazy buggers, so the toll road it is... assuming no one else dies in the next hundred miles.

Dusk has measles. IT'S A RACE.

Five days lost to an impassable trail, but they're NEARLY THERE...

OREGON GET.

Well, that was fun. And only two people died!