Stolen Hardcore from Mayfield

[pain_split]

They have a meme going right now so I'm just going to leave this RIGHT HERE. Cause LAWL.

"Go here and play Oregon Trail online! Then leave a comment telling a running commentary on the crazy hijinks your wagon party has been up to, add your own little 'spin' to it, tell a story, etc if you want.

Obviously the sillier the wagon parties, the more fun it will become!

IF you don't want to play THAT version ,you can also play a more modern version where your characters are on a roadtrip! Here!"



OH I AM SO EXCITE.

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Adventure 1

[pain_split]

So lets get started. FIRST GROUP IS:

1. Jade
2. Milla
3. Dist
4. Raz
5. Bri

I am beyond excited. We are gointg ahead and starting our Journey in April, because I don't know, I have no strategy here guys, I'm just playing a long

We start with 6 Ox's, 800 lbs of food (Because Dist said he wasn't going to eat any grass), 8 sets of cloths (Milla said that it would be silly to waste money on such a thing, and Raz is small anyway), 30 boxes of bullets (because Bri said it would be ridiculous to get only a few boxes), 3 wheels, 3 axels and 3 tounges (Bri got pissed when she found out they couldn't fit more spare parts, 'WHAT THE HELL, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?!'), and after realizing we had money left, Dist bought 5 extra sets of clothing and Raz and Milla bought 2 more oxen because they are adorable and Jade bought 10 more boxes of bullets.

LETS GO!

[in_dignation]

So Mitch claimed that his party only needed one diva.

I DECIDED THE PARTY NEEDED ALL DIVAS.

1. Jade (basically, he's there to keep them from spending all their money on clothing)
2. Dist
3. Tarvek
4. Armonde
5. Milla

This is going to be great. And by great, I mean horrifying.

[sheikahguide]

Because Sheik is an antisocial twat, he is... travelling only with his Pokemon. Go Sheik. Starting out from Goldenrod Boston, it's him and...

1. Sheik
2. Shadow the Umbreon
3. Leaf the Meganium
4. Dusk the Absol
5. Bacon the Piloswine

If all else fails, they can just eat Bacon.

One March day, they head off... with the following:

6 oxen
1400 pounds of food (have you seen how much a Piloswine can eat?
8 sets of clothing (mostly scarves)
10 boxes of bullets
3 wheels, 2 tongues, and 2 axles - be prepared!

And it's time to be off!

[psychicpunch]

Alright, let's do this!

1. Saori
2. Sasha
3. Sora
4. Viktor
5. Akito

8 Oxen
1100 pounds of food
10 boxes of ammunition
3 of each: tongues, wheels, axels
10 sets of clothing

Now we're off on the Bohren Oregon Trail!